*puts condom on my finger before fingering myself* you never know
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand
Willow Smith made this Vine about her brother bruh
when your mom says she’ll just be a minute
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo